By Richard Mele
Copyright 2002, 2026

Chapter 1 – Arrested
Chapter 2 – Trouble with Women
Chapter 3 – Porno Movies
Chapter 4 – Cats
Chapter 5 – Drugs
Chapter 6 – Grocery Store
Chapter 7 – Stereo
Chapter 8 – Electric Work
Chapter 9 – Construction Workers in General
Chapter 10 – Driving
Chapter 11 – More Trouble With Women
Chapter 12 – Drinking
Chapter 13 – Pigs
Chapter 14 – Young Girls
Chapter 15 – Counting
Chapter 16 – Did I Mention Trouble With Women?
Chapter 17 – U-Hauls and 767s
Chapter 18 – Sympathy
Chapter 19 – Caller ID
Chapter 20 – Being Really Afraid
Chapter 21 – Taboo
Chapter 22 – Marriage
Chapter 23 – The Takeaway